1 00:00:02,730 --> 00:00:04,170 Potential problem. 2 00:00:04,770 --> 00:00:07,790 The previous 3 00:00:04,770 --> 00:00:07,790 owner of Lot 48, 4 00:00:04,770 --> 00:00:07,790 Norquist Properties, 5 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:12,140 is claiming 6 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:12,140 the government screwed them 7 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:12,140 by illegally seizing the land. 8 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:13,800 I know about this issue. 9 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,170 I called the city attorney, 10 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,170 like, 50 times. 11 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,370 He didn't call me back. 12 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,610 Do you need a lawyer? 13 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,940 Because my friend 14 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,940 Justin's a lawyer. 15 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,940 I'm sure he could help. 16 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,920 That'd be terrific. 17 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,920 Yeah. I'll call him. 18 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,650 Justin's the greatest 19 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,650 guy ever. 20 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,810 "The greatest guy ever"? 21 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:28,620 But does he 22 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:28,620 dress this well? 23 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:31,860 Brooks Brothers. Bought 24 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:31,860 it right off the mannequin. 25 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:36,160 Ron Swanson? 26 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,220 That's me. 27 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,700 My name is 28 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,700 George MacFayden. 29 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:43,600 I wanted to talk to you 30 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:43,600 about the amount of 31 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:43,600 snow in the parks. 32 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,300 I've been getting 33 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,300 a lot of visitors recently, 34 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:50,900 thanks to a stupid 35 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:50,900 and worthless new push 36 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:54,840 to make government officials 37 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:54,840 more accessible to the public. 38 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,410 There is a disturbing lack 39 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,410 of benches in Ramsett Park! 40 00:00:58,690 --> 00:00:59,750 I want to sit more! 41 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:06,520 And another thing I like 42 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:06,520 is the layout of the 43 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:06,520 hiking trails. 44 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:10,890 I made this in one of 45 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:10,890 your pottery classes. 46 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:10,890 It's terrible. 47 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:13,730 This is my hell. 48 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:46,230 Hey. 49 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,870 All right. 50 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,870 So, Tom, here's your 51 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,870 chicken Caesar salad, 52 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:52,910 no dressing, no cheese, 53 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:52,910 no croutons, no taste. 54 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,200 And no carbs. 55 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:58,180 And for you, madam, 56 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:58,180 the Leslie Knope. 57 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,310 Thank you. 58 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,320 I cannot 59 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,320 believe the cafeteria 60 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,320 named a sandwich after you. 61 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:02,870 That is so cool. 62 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:02,870 Isn't it? 63 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:06,790 Salami on pumpernickel 64 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:06,790 with olive juice and 65 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:06,790 extra iceberg. 66 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,050 It was the only sandwich on 67 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,050 the board that wasn't named. 68 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,650 I just wish I liked it. 69 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,330 So, how are you 70 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,330 feeling about the 71 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,330 whole Dave situation? 72 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,900 I really miss him. 73 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,900 Yeah, I'm just trying 74 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,900 to enjoy the memories. 75 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,760 That's a sweet picture. 76 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,760 I know, isn't it? 77 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,370 I asked the police department 78 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,370 if I could have it, and 79 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,370 they said no. 80 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,530 So I stole it. 81 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,080 I have an idea. Why don't 82 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,080 you let me set you up? 83 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,280 I don't know. 84 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,280 It feels a little too soon. 85 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,250 I'm telling you, this is 86 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,250 the best way to get over 87 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,250 someone. 88 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:33,710 Just get back 89 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:33,710 on that horse. 90 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,740 Yeah, maybe. 91 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,120 I feel sorry 92 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,120 for Leslie. 93 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:40,980 It's really hard to end 94 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:40,980 a relationship because 95 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:40,980 of distance. 96 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:44,090 Although, that's pretty 97 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:44,090 much why I broke up with Andy. 98 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,950 He lived way too close to me. 99 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,530 Wow, 12:15! 100 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,530 You're early today. 101 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,930 April, there's no 102 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,930 paper in the printer. 103 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,020 So? 104 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,030 So that's the one thing 105 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,030 you do. 106 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,680 Attention. 107 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,680 April, stop doing that. 108 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,010 Jerry told me to, 109 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,010 so it's super crucial. 110 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:13,820 More important than that 111 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:13,820 and more important than 112 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:13,820 anything 113 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:16,830 in this godforsaken world 114 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:16,830 is finding me an assistant. 115 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,380 You get an assistant now? 116 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,660 Yeah, I've always been able to 117 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,660 have one, but I've turned 118 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,660 it down 119 00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:23,460 'cause it's a waste of money. 120 00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:23,460 In the eight years I've been 121 00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:23,460 at the job, 122 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:27,160 I've saved the taxpayers of 123 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:27,160 this city more than 150 grand. 124 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,940 But now, I need 125 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,940 the taxpayers' money to 126 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,940 save me from the taxpayers. 127 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,530 Post this at your college. 128 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:39,440 This looks like 129 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:39,440 an ad for nothing. 130 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,710 Please be careful with it, 131 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,710 it's my only copy. 132 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,080 Leslie? 133 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,080 Ann's friend, Justin. 134 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,180 Hey, yeah, of course! Hi. 135 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,180 Thank you. Thank you for 136 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,180 coming in. 137 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,320 It's my pleasure. 138 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,320 Not a problem. 139 00:03:51,390 --> 00:03:52,420 Yeah. Have a seat. 140 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:55,160 I should warn you, land 141 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:55,160 seizure isn't really 142 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:55,160 my specialty, 143 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,720 but I'm happy 144 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,720 to take a look. 145 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,720 Any friend of Ann's... 146 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,990 Is a friend of mine! 147 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,760 Yeah. 148 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,760 That's my motto, too. 149 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,700 So, what is your specialty? 150 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:04,800 Is it 151 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:04,800 locking up the bad guys, or 152 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:04,800 keeping them on the streets? 153 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,810 Neither. It's civil 154 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,810 litigation, mostly. 155 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,570 That's interesting. 156 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,570 It can be. 157 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,630 I've got this crazy case. 158 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,380 Have you 159 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,380 ever heard of this 160 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,380 product, "Fire in a Can"? 161 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:14,780 I love those commercials. 162 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,580 If you 163 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,580 wanna start a fire, 164 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,050 but you have to 165 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,050 do it fast, then... 166 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,250 Yeah. Well, 167 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,250 you shouldn't buy it. 168 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,380 It'll literally 169 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,380 burn your hand 170 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,380 clean off. 171 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:22,550 Oh, wow. 172 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,490 It is an aerosol can 173 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,490 with an igniter and 174 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,490 a trigger. 175 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:30,290 It's essentially a blowtorch, 176 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:30,290 and if you can believe it, 177 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,530 it was invented to 178 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,530 warm up baby bottles. 179 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,640 This is my colleague, 180 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,640 Tom Haverford. 181 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,940 Tom. Justin. 182 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,940 How are you? 183 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,940 You are wearing 184 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,940 the hell out of 185 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,940 that suit, sir. 186 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,470 Banana two-button. 187 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,470 Yeah. 188 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,210 Okay, let's go 189 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,210 into the conference room. 190 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,210 I've got everything laid out. 191 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,910 We should talk later. 192 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,910 Tom, stop. 193 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,970 You are very organized, 194 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,970 Leslie. 195 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,450 Yeah, I am. Thank you. 196 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,580 I love what you do. 197 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,580 You have the coolest job. 198 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,550 Let me guess. 199 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,550 This is our park. 200 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,610 I want to know 201 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,610 everything about this. 202 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:58,420 Okay. Well, these green 203 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:58,420 things represent trees. 204 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:00,320 I come in, 205 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:00,320 like, two hours late 206 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,490 because I had 207 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,490 to finish watching 208 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,490 Swimfan because it was on, 209 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,590 and everyone, like, 210 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,590 jumped down my throat. 211 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:07,860 Man. 212 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,660 I can't wait till 213 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,660 my internship is over 214 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,330 so I can get the hell 215 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,330 out of here. 216 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,200 Well, you're all set. 217 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,270 Free of charge, of course. 218 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,070 Hey, why don't you 219 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,070 sell your band's CDs here? 220 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,610 That is a brilliant idea. 221 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,780 I cannot believe 222 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,780 I didn't think of that. 223 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,950 I have been 224 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,950 writing a lot of songs 225 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,950 about shining shoes lately. 226 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,620 I tend to write about 227 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,620 what I'm doing. 228 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:34,090 Talking about writing 229 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:34,090 about what I'm doing 230 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:41,400 Now I'm singing 231 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:41,400 about talking about 232 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:41,400 writing about what I'm doing 233 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,130 Of course, 234 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,130 I'm gonna have to take 235 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,130 a closer look at these things, 236 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,700 but my gut's telling me 237 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,700 this is not gonna be 238 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,700 a big deal. 239 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,640 Companies make bogus 240 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,640 claims like this 241 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,640 all the time. 242 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:50,140 I think you're 243 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:50,140 gonna be just fine. 244 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:52,240 Thank you so much. 245 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:52,240 I know you're really busy. 246 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,340 Please, my pleasure. 247 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,650 At least this stuff is 248 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,650 interesting, you know? 249 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,450 You know, 250 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,450 it actually reminds me, 251 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,650 two years ago, I was in 252 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,650 Borneo officiating a wedding, 253 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,990 and this enormous 254 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,990 medicine man showed up 255 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,580 and he was there 256 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,580 to basically tell... 257 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,090 Justin! 258 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:08,060 Hey, kiddo! How you doing? 259 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:08,060 Hey! 260 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,600 I'm good. 261 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,600 I haven't seen 262 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,600 you in forever! 263 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,760 I know! 264 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,760 It's so good to see you. 265 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,560 You, too. 266 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,560 Do you want to 267 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,560 grab some dinner? 268 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,540 I would love to. I cannot. 269 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,540 I am swamped. 270 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,630 You're always so busy. 271 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,630 Yeah. 272 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,330 Next week, I promise. 273 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,330 Okay. 274 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,570 Hey, I'm Mark. 275 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,570 Sorry! 276 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,670 Hey, Mark. 277 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,670 Justin, this is Mark. 278 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,670 This is the city planner. 279 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,340 Oh, my God! It's such 280 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,340 a pleasure to meet you. 281 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:28,180 Pleasure. 282 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,950 Anyway, Leslie, I have to go. 283 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,950 It has been a super pleasure 284 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,950 meeting you. 285 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,490 I am gonna get into 286 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,490 this over the weekend, 287 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,550 and I will 288 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,550 get back to you 289 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,550 on Monday about it. 290 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,650 Okay. Great. 291 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,650 All right. 292 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,490 See you, Justin! 293 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,490 Okay, Tom. Good seeing you. 294 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,520 I've been thinking. It has 295 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,520 been a while since Dave left, 296 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:45,760 and I think I might be 297 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:45,760 ready to start dating again. 298 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,330 That's great! 299 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,430 You know, 300 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,430 I was only with 301 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,430 Mark for one night, 302 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,770 and then I was 303 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,770 hung up on him 304 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,770 for six years. 305 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:57,240 I dated Dave 306 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:57,240 for three months, so 307 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:57,240 if I continue that pattern, 308 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:59,370 I won't be over him for... 309 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,980 Five hundred years. 310 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:04,610 What is your ideal man? 311 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:08,490 He has the 312 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:08,490 brains of George Clooney 313 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:08,490 in the body of Joe Biden. 314 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:12,860 Interesting. 315 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:12,860 That's a high, weird bar. 316 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,590 Okay. Just off the bat, 317 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,830 there's a couple of doctors 318 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,830 I think you would love. 319 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,000 Actually, 320 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,000 I was thinking... 321 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,000 What about Justin? 322 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,100 I mean, I feel like 323 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,100 we kind of hit it 324 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,100 off in there. 325 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:24,430 No, I don't... 326 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,130 I just don't know if 327 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,130 that would be the 328 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,130 right fit. 329 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,010 No? Is there 330 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,010 something wrong with him? 331 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,170 No, no, he's great. 332 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,480 He's really, 333 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,480 really, really great, and 334 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,480 you're so great, obviously. 335 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,980 I just... 336 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,980 I don't know. It's hard... 337 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:39,180 I can't... I can't put... 338 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:39,180 What is it, though? 339 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,310 I don't know, it's just... 340 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,310 I don't think it would be... 341 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,950 I think it would. No? 342 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:45,220 No, I really don't. 343 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:45,220 I'm sorry! I don't... 344 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,660 Don't be sorry. 345 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,660 I mean, if you think 346 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,660 it wasn't gonna work, or... 347 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:50,290 But I will find you someone, 348 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:50,290 I promise, and he'll be 349 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:50,290 awesome. 350 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,400 I'm gonna go do it right now. 351 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,400 Good, great, yes! 352 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,760 Go, Ann, go! 353 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,760 Just one rule. 354 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,460 I don't want 355 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,460 to date a twin, 356 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:58,400 'cause I've been 357 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:58,400 tricked before. 358 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,800 Okay. 359 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:03,340 Yes. I understand your 360 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:03,340 complaint. 361 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,980 I have to go now. 362 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,980 Please. Thank you. 363 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,480 Ron Solo! 364 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,480 Hello, Tom. 365 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,330 Okay. I want to help you 366 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,330 with your assistant search. 367 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,490 Why? 368 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,030 Just want to do 369 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,030 my boy Ron a solid. 370 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,360 I know exactly 371 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,360 what you're looking for, 372 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:26,300 and I will find 373 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:26,300 you a reliable person. 374 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:27,630 Okay. Sounds good. 375 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,340 How do you know that was 376 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,340 a member of the public, 377 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,340 and not just a friend? 378 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:46,950 Yeah, my friends know that I 379 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:46,950 have a strict no call policy. 380 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,290 Now get out there 381 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,290 and find me an assistant. 382 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,450 Okay. 383 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,050 I left you three messages. 384 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,050 Did you get them? 385 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:55,100 No, I've been running 386 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:55,100 around all day. What's up? 387 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,720 I found the perfect guy to 388 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,720 set you up with, but he's 389 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,720 going out of town, 390 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,240 so he can only do tonight, 391 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,240 so I came over here 392 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,240 right after work. 393 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,330 Is that his blood? 394 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,740 What? Damn, now 395 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,740 I have to go back. 396 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:05,930 Who is he? 397 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,940 His name is Chris 398 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,940 and he's an MRI technician, 399 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,310 and he's really cute, and 400 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,310 he's very passionate 401 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,310 about his job, 402 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:12,750 and I told 403 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:12,750 him all about you, and 404 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:12,750 he's really interested. 405 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:15,550 So, dinner tonight, 406 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:15,550 and here's the info. 407 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:18,980 Thanks! Wait! 408 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:18,980 How's he gonna know it's me? 409 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,150 I'll wear a red rose 410 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,150 in my hair. 411 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,660 No, I'll wear 412 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,660 a giant red hat. 413 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,350 No, I don't have one of those. 414 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,350 What should I wear? 415 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,350 It's gotta be red. 416 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,920 I will 417 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,920 just tell him 418 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,920 what you look like. 419 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,990 Good call. 420 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,800 Hi. I'm Leslie. 421 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,800 Are you Chris? 422 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:32,930 Yeah. 423 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:32,930 Sorry I'm late. 424 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,800 Don't worry about it. 425 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,800 You look beautiful. 426 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,060 Thank you. 427 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,770 Here, let me 428 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,770 take your coat. 429 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,100 Thanks. 430 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,100 Sure. 431 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,130 Well done, Ann. 432 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:44,780 I actually heard that. 433 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:44,780 What? 434 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:50,680 Well, I went to Wisconsin 435 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:50,680 for both undergrad and 436 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:50,680 grad school. 437 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,220 Go Badgers! 438 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,220 Boo! Indiana Hoosiers! 439 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:54,690 No. Badgers. 440 00:09:57,190 --> 00:10:01,190 It's not important. 441 00:09:57,190 --> 00:10:01,190 I'm just glad that we 442 00:09:57,190 --> 00:10:01,190 could make this happen. 443 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,190 Ann kept 444 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,190 going on about 445 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,190 how wonderful you are, 446 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,260 and I just had 447 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,260 to see for myself. 448 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,930 Well, she's my 449 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,930 number-one best friend. 450 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,270 I wish she'd told me that you 451 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,270 went to Indiana, but whatever. 452 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,360 So, you're in charge 453 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,360 of amusement parks, 454 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,360 right? 455 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,530 God, that's exciting! 456 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:15,080 Actually, 457 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:15,080 it's regular parks. 458 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:17,400 Like swings and slides 459 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:17,400 and stuff. 460 00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:18,800 Strike two. 461 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:25,120 You know, isn't 462 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:25,120 it funny how these setups 463 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:25,120 are always just so awkward? 464 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,620 Why would you say that? 465 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:32,290 I don't... 466 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:32,290 I don't know. 467 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:32,290 They're not. Forget it. 468 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:37,490 Way to go, Chris. 469 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:37,490 Did I just make 470 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:37,490 it awkward? 471 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,000 No, no. You didn't. 472 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,970 Well, yeah, you kinda did. 473 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,240 Let's just start from 474 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,240 the beginning, I guess. 475 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,900 Hey, watch this. 476 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,480 I will now extinguish 477 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,480 this candle with my 478 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,480 bare hand. 479 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,280 Okay. 480 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,480 That really hurt! 481 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,480 Are you okay? 482 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,150 Oh, God! It looked so 483 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,150 much easier on the Internet. 484 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,820 God, I gotta 485 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,820 borrow some of your ice! 486 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,700 Oh, no thanks. 487 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,700 I'm not thirsty. 488 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:20,210 What? German? Oh, my God. 489 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,600 All right, later. 490 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,180 Who was that, Justin? 491 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,580 Yeah, we're 492 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,580 having lunch tomorrow. 493 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:29,050 Oh, get out. 494 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:29,050 How long have 495 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:29,050 you known him? 496 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,520 Forever. He practically 497 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,520 saved my life. 498 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,060 He was like, 499 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,060 the only cool dude 500 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,060 at my high school. 501 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,110 Awesome. 502 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:37,950 Did you guys ever date? 503 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,690 No. We never did. 504 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,460 He's just, like, 505 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,460 a really amazing person. 506 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,360 Let's do this! 507 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,960 Yes. 508 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,960 Marley and Me! 509 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,470 Let's do it. 510 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,470 Puppies, puppies, puppies! 511 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,670 I know. 512 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,670 Let's watch 513 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,670 Marley and Me. 514 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,540 Brian. 515 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,710 Technically, 516 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,710 you'd be assisting Ron, 517 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,370 but Ron really doesn't 518 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,370 do much government work, 519 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,450 so you'd really 520 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,450 be working for me. 521 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,150 I see your resume here. 522 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,690 Education, excellent. 523 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,690 Awesome professional 524 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,690 experience. 525 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,450 But I don't care. 526 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,660 I'm interested in 527 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,660 real world expertise. 528 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,430 I got a nightclub 529 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,430 opening to go to. 530 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:20,860 Which tie do I wear? 531 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,700 I like the one on the left. 532 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,710 That was a trick question. 533 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,710 The answer's this one. 534 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,710 I didn't even know 535 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,710 that one existed. 536 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,480 I had high hopes when 537 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,480 I saw your plum "V" neck. 538 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,740 But those hopes 539 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,740 have been dashed. 540 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,200 You can leave. 541 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,280 You ever see that movie, 542 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,280 The Matrix? 543 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,650 Yeah? 544 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,650 Ninety-nine percent real. 545 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:43,380 So, do you enjoy it, 546 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:43,380 being an MRI technician? 547 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,560 Great question. 548 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,560 Someone steps into the room. 549 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,750 Imagine a mother of three, 550 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,750 maybe she's a teacher. 551 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,700 She knows something's wrong, 552 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,700 but she doesn't know 553 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,700 what it is. 554 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,470 She's scared. 555 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,140 In less than an hour, 556 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,140 I know what it is. 557 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,370 What's wrong with her? 558 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,430 I don't know. 559 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,840 But the best part about 560 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,840 being an MRI technician is, 561 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:05,040 I can see inside everything. 562 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,620 See that guy over there? 563 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,620 Imagine being able to 564 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,620 look inside his head. 565 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,520 Wow. 566 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,520 I know. 567 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:16,420 I mean, you could just 568 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:16,420 look inside this steak or you 569 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:16,420 could look inside this butter 570 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:21,050 or these potatoes, 571 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:21,050 or this candle or this beer, 572 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:21,050 or this flower or this bread. 573 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,330 You can look 574 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,330 inside anything. 575 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,500 Well, if you look inside 576 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,500 this bread, all you're 577 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,500 gonna find is more bread. 578 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,870 I don't know. 579 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,870 I'd have to do an MRI. 580 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:29,930 Look. 581 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,310 This... 582 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,310 It's just bread in there. 583 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:36,380 Yeah, but what's inside 584 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:36,380 that bread? Could be cheese. 585 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,780 Anyway, it's good that 586 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,780 you found your calling. 587 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,680 I mean, I've never 588 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,680 even had an MRI before. 589 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,380 What? 590 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,260 I don't know about this. 591 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,660 Well, I'm offering you 592 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,660 a free scan. 593 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,760 It usually costs up 594 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,760 to $2,000. 595 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,660 I'm kind of 596 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,660 spoiling you here. 597 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,090 Well, I am a little curious. 598 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,160 Good. 599 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:04,170 Frankly, I don't want 600 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:04,170 to invest in someone who 601 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:04,170 only has three months to live. 602 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,310 I'm treating this as 603 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,310 an adventure. Who knows? 604 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:12,250 Maybe someday we'll 605 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:12,250 tell our grandkids about 606 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:12,250 how weird our first date was, 607 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,010 and how creepy 608 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,010 their grandfather was. 609 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,350 Try not to smile too much. 610 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,350 It'll affect the diagnosis. 611 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:23,620 Well, 612 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:23,620 hopefully there'll 613 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:23,620 be nothing to diagnose. 614 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,130 Sometimes smiling 615 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,130 is read as "AIDS." 616 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:29,460 You're not on your period, 617 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:29,460 are you? 618 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,000 No. Does that matter? 619 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,460 Well, not for this. 620 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:36,160 Okay. It's gonna be 621 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:36,160 a little crammed in there. 622 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,940 Don't worry, 623 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,940 I'll be right on the 624 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,940 other side of that glass. 625 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,140 Scenario! 626 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,140 I meet a girl at a bar. 627 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,050 She seems kind of into me, 628 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,050 could go either way. 629 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,050 I get her number. 630 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,550 It's two days later, 631 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,550 what do I text her? 632 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,190 It was nice meeting you? 633 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,190 No, Zack. 634 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,310 I don't text her, 635 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,310 "It was nice meeting you." 636 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:56,550 I wait eight weeks and 637 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:56,550 I text her, "What's cracking?" 638 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,690 Your resume's 639 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,690 very impressive, 640 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,690 but tell me about you. 641 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,330 Tell me about your friends. 642 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,330 Be as superficial as possible. 643 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:05,930 Just your basic 644 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:05,930 assistant stuff. 645 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,800 Taking messages, 646 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,800 wake-up calls, 647 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:10,810 bottle service at the 648 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:10,810 Snakehole Lounge, 649 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:10,810 condom runs, 650 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,410 covering for me in any 651 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,410 legally dicey situations. 652 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,100 I'm sorry. 653 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,100 What do I get out of this? 654 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,670 Connections. 655 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,670 Plus 19 grand a year, 656 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,670 minus my 10% headhunters' fee. 657 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,840 I have to pay you 658 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,840 two grand if I get hired? 659 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:23,450 I have a job to offer. 660 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,950 In the 661 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,950 immortal words 662 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,950 of Rod Blagojevich, 663 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,320 "It's a 664 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,320 valuable thing. 665 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,150 "You just don't give 666 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,150 it away for nothing." 667 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,820 All right, Leslie. 668 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,820 You're gonna start 669 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,820 hearing some loud noises 670 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,520 and see some 671 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,520 flashing lights. 672 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,390 Okay. 673 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,760 So you never told 674 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,760 me where you're from. 675 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,430 I'm from Pawnee. 676 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,430 Keep still, please. 677 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,770 And you said that your mom 678 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,770 works in government, too, 679 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,770 is that right? 680 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,430 Yes, she does. 681 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,430 You gotta keep still. 682 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,430 No talking, Leslie. 683 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,870 What kind of 684 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,870 music do you like? 685 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,870 Can I answer that? 686 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,770 Sure. Keep still. 687 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,770 All kinds. 688 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,450 Very important 689 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,450 that you keep still 690 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,450 at this moment, Leslie. 691 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,040 I've told you 692 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,040 that a thousand times. 693 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:05,780 Did you ever break your arm? 694 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:05,780 You can answer that. Here, 695 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:05,780 I'll turn it off. 696 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,330 One time I was on my bike 697 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,330 and some boys were making 698 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,330 fun of me, 699 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,890 so I chased them 700 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,890 and I lost control. 701 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,800 I'm surprised 702 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,800 you can see that. 703 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,800 It was, like, three years ago. 704 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,170 I can't believe I turned 705 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,170 the machine off for that. 706 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,000 You never had any kids, 707 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,000 right, Leslie? 708 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,470 No. 709 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,270 You've got a great oven. 710 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,110 Okay, time to go. 711 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:26,940 You got ample room in there. 712 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:31,650 Honestly, if you wanted to, 713 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:31,650 you could go triplets 714 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:31,650 right off the bat, Leslie. 715 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:34,780 You got a big, 716 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:34,780 industrial-sized oven. 717 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,220 So we're done, right? 718 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,530 Sorry. I gotta get that. 719 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,130 Hey! How's the date going? 720 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,830 Good! We just 721 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,830 finished the MRI. 722 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,830 What? 723 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,430 Look, I know I said that 724 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,430 I wanted to get back out 725 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,430 there, but this guy is nuts. 726 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,900 I don't mean to 727 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,900 offend you, you know? 728 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,900 I know he's your friend. 729 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,240 No, I'm not 730 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,240 offended at all. 731 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,240 I don't know him that well. 732 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,210 Why would you think he'd 733 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,210 be perfect for me, then? 734 00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:57,840 Well, he seemed great. 735 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:01,110 I'm sorry, Les. I'll find 736 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:01,110 you somebody else, okay? 737 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,380 Just don't let this 738 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,380 sour you on dating. 739 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,990 Like, what you're doing is 740 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,990 really healthy, so keep 741 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,990 the faith, okay? 742 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,420 Yeah, okay. 743 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,950 Hey! No cell phones! 744 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,230 Don't touch that. 745 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,230 Sorry. 746 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,730 Just take your hands off it. 747 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,860 What was that about? 748 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:21,840 I set Leslie up on a date. 749 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,670 I don't think 750 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,670 it's going that well. 751 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,860 Oh, no. With Justin? 752 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,540 Oh, no. This guy 753 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,540 I know from the hospital. 754 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,340 Why wouldn't you 755 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,340 set her up with Justin? 756 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,210 I don't really 757 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,210 see them together. 758 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,980 You know? 759 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,980 Plus, Leslie just got 760 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,980 out of a relationship, 761 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:39,540 so I didn't want Justin to be, 762 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:39,540 like, her rebound guy or 763 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:39,540 anything, you know? 764 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,750 Yeah, that makes sense. 765 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:43,520 Leslie is 766 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:43,520 a notoriously cruel 767 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:43,520 and thoughtless person. 768 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,250 Why are we 769 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,250 talking about this? 770 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,320 We're not. 771 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,820 What do you see? 772 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,920 Well, it actually 773 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,920 all looks pretty good. 774 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,690 You've got a large brain. 775 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:53,990 Thank you. 776 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,370 Yeah. Well, 777 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,370 it looks pretty... 778 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,670 Hang on. 779 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,100 That's weird. 780 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,230 What? What's weird? 781 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,300 Your brain. 782 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,040 See that shadow right there? 783 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,040 Oh, my God! 784 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,270 What? Is that bad? 785 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,270 I don't know. 786 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,220 I'd have a doctor look 787 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,220 at that immediately if 788 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,220 I were you. 789 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,510 Are you serious? 790 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,510 Wait. 791 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,290 It's, like, 792 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,290 a smudge or something. 793 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,920 We almost wheeled you 794 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,920 out of here in a chair. 795 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,630 Shall we go? 796 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,630 Yeah, we should go. 797 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,370 Can you imagine 798 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,370 if you had to spend 799 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,370 the rest of your life 800 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,530 sipping a steak 801 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,530 through a straw? 802 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,440 That almost 803 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,440 happened to you. 804 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,440 You were a smudge away. 805 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,370 Thank God I was here. 806 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,470 Looks like 807 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,470 we make a pretty good team. 808 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,020 I'm sorry, but there's 809 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,020 just something weird about 810 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,020 the way you talk about him. 811 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:49,390 I don't know. 812 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:49,390 There was definitely 813 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:49,390 times when we thought 814 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,980 maybe we would 815 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,980 go out someday. 816 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,550 That's why you 817 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,550 didn't set Leslie up. 818 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,550 Because you're saving him. 819 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:56,060 No, I'm not. 820 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:56,060 Oh, yeah, you are. 821 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,760 Okay, fine. 822 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,760 You don't have someone 823 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,760 in your life that you think, 824 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,930 "I don't know, 825 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,930 maybe if things were 826 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,930 different, maybe, some day..." 827 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,630 If I'm late for 828 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,630 dinner one night, you're 829 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,630 gonna dump me for Dustin? 830 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,470 No, no. Justin. 831 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,470 Justin? 832 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:10,270 Absolutely not. 833 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:10,270 But if we break up, 834 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:15,180 or you die tragically in 835 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:15,180 a city planning accident 836 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,480 and I wait a respectful amount 837 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,480 of time, I don't know. 838 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,480 Maybe... 839 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:19,540 You know what? 840 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,250 You can't save somebody for 841 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,250 the future while you're in 842 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,250 a relationship. 843 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,550 Even I know that. 844 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,320 So, did you want to 845 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,320 go back to your place? 846 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:26,790 Yeah, actually, Chris, 847 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,760 it was nice to meet you, but 848 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,760 I think this is gonna be our 849 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,760 last date. 850 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,820 I get it. Get your 851 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,820 MRI and get out, huh? 852 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,300 This was your idea. 853 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,460 Clever lady. 854 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:39,170 I guess I'm not as good 855 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:39,170 a tech as I thought I was. 856 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,300 I should have noticed 857 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,300 that you're missing a heart. 858 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,670 Ew. 859 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,340 Goodbye, Leslie. 860 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:52,790 Right. I drove us here. 861 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:52,790 Goodie. 862 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:56,950 Hey, do you mind if we pick up 863 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:56,950 my son Nate at his basketball 864 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:56,950 game on the way back? 865 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,990 So, how was the big date? 866 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,860 Well, the good news is 867 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,860 I don't have cancer. 868 00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:10,340 The bad news is I got 869 00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:10,340 an MRI bill for $2,000. 870 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,400 That sounds hot. 871 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:15,380 I just don't understand why 872 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:15,380 the hell Ann thought we'd 873 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:15,380 be a good fit. 874 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,030 Oh, you slept together? 875 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:21,210 What? Not sexually. God, 876 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:21,210 what's wrong with you, Tom? 877 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,150 This a bad time? 878 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,650 No! Come on in. 879 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,720 Justin! 880 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,720 What's up, brother? 881 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:29,490 Should we... 882 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:29,490 Yeah, let's do. 883 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,280 See you, dude. 884 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,280 See you around, brother. 885 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,880 Dope pea coat. 886 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,800 I have the same one 887 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,800 in an extra small. 888 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:43,830 Andy, can I talk 889 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:43,830 to you for a second? 890 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:47,610 Well, well, well. Look 891 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:47,610 who's bothering who now? 892 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,540 Seems like the shoe 893 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,540 is on the other foot. 894 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:53,740 And the guy who 895 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:53,740 polishes shoes 896 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:53,740 is now me. 897 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,080 What up? 898 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,080 What can I do for ya? 899 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:03,260 When you were dating Ann, 900 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:03,260 did you know this 901 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:03,260 guy Justin? 902 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,950 Justin. I hate Justin. 903 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,950 Ann was so obviously 904 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,950 into him. 905 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,820 It was so annoying. 906 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,820 Right. 907 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,490 I would say in terms of guys 908 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,490 that she's in love with, 909 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,490 Justin's up here, 910 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,230 I'm up here, and 911 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,230 then you're down here. 912 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,000 Well, I just wanted to 913 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,000 make sure that I wasn't crazy. 914 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:22,240 So, naturally, I came 915 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:22,240 to you for reassurance. 916 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,640 Do me a favor, don't tell 917 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,640 Ann that we talked 918 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,640 about this. 919 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,070 Will do. 920 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:30,240 Ann Perkins! 921 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:30,240 You should be 922 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:30,240 ashamed of yourself. 923 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,480 What you're doing 924 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,480 to Mark is not cool. 925 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,750 Why are you guys 926 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,750 talking to each other? 927 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,750 You know what? Forget it. 928 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:36,880 I'm not getting 929 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:36,880 into this with you. 930 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,950 You did something wrong? 931 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,390 Yeah. 932 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,390 No! I didn't do 933 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,390 anything wrong. 934 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,430 Come here. This is 935 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,430 none of your business. 936 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,620 You don't know what 937 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,620 you're talking about. 938 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,100 Actually, I do know 939 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,100 what I'm talking about. 940 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:50,060 Every time 941 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:50,060 I used to sit around all 942 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:50,060 afternoon playing video games, 943 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,570 wearing only my slippers, 944 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,130 all of a sudden 945 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,130 I would start to 946 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,130 feel bad about myself. 947 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,010 And do you know why? 948 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,510 Didn't you just explain why? 949 00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:01,950 I would feel bad about myself 950 00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:01,950 because I would start to 951 00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:01,950 think about this perfect guy. 952 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:05,490 Anytime you would talk about 953 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:05,490 Justin, I didn't feel very 954 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:05,490 important. 955 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:07,740 That was rough. 956 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,820 Well, I didn't know that. 957 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,690 Maybe if you had, 958 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,690 I wouldn't have left. 959 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,820 But you do know now, 960 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,820 so you have to choose. 961 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,590 It's either me or Justin. 962 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,170 I'm not gonna choose. 963 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,530 Wait. I'm dating Mark! 964 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,070 Are you, though? 965 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,070 Yes. 966 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,390 That close. 967 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:25,570 Wow! This is really good. 968 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:25,570 "Cease and desist." 969 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,800 "Burden of proof." 970 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,410 Very forceful language. 971 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,410 I'm a little scared. 972 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,310 Check out paragraph two. 973 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,310 I drop the F-bomb. 974 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:35,180 "Frivolous." Excellent. 975 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,080 Definitely have the 976 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,080 city attorney look 977 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,080 at that, 978 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,520 but that should be 979 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,520 enough to do the trick. 980 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,320 Well, Justin, I just... 981 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,320 I can't thank you enough. 982 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:46,590 It's my pleasure. Maybe 983 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:46,590 I'll see you around sometime. 984 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,600 Yeah! I would love... 985 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:50,990 I'll see you. 986 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:50,990 Okay. 987 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,400 Bye. 988 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,840 Damn! He is all right. 989 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,440 Why don't you hit that? 990 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,780 Well, frankly, 991 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,780 I would like to hit that, 992 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,180 but Ann's being 993 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,180 a little weird 994 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,180 about it. 995 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,680 Maybe she's got him on hold. 996 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,240 What do you mean? 997 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:15,120 Ronald, I've done it. 998 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,350 I've found your assistant, 999 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,350 and he's dope. 1000 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,780 His name is Jean-Ralphio. 1001 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,960 Jean-Ralphio! 1002 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,960 Big T. 1003 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,360 What up? 1004 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,360 Mr. Swanson, two things. 1005 00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:27,630 One, it is an absolute 1006 00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:27,630 honor to meet you. 1007 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,100 Two, who is that hot 1008 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,100 intern chick out there? 1009 00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:33,500 Because honestly, damn! 1010 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,980 Take a seat. 1011 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,980 Right. Here we go. 1012 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:38,940 So, Jean-Ralphio... 1013 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:41,480 You got him right here. 1014 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:41,480 Leave a message after 1015 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:41,480 the beep. 1016 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,980 Why do I want you 1017 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,980 as my assistant? 1018 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,750 For starters, 1019 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,750 access to the illest clubs. 1020 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,980 And that's 1021 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,980 just for starters. 1022 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,980 I will work for you. 1023 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:51,290 I'll be on you 24/7. 1024 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:51,290 I'll be like your family. 1025 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,620 I'm here when you 1026 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,620 get here in the morning. 1027 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,560 Sure enough, 1028 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,560 I'll be there tucking 1029 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,560 you into bed at night. 1030 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:57,720 Don't worry, 1031 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:57,720 it's not gay. 1032 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:57,720 Do we have questions? 1033 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,460 I think our 1034 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,460 only question is, 1035 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,460 when can you start? 1036 00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:01,900 Right now, let's do it! 1037 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,070 Thank you for coming in. 1038 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,070 We will talk. 1039 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,540 Cool. I feel good 1040 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,540 about this. 1041 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,740 And, you know, you can hit me 1042 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,740 up on Facebook anytime, 1043 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,740 day or night. 1044 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:11,440 You know that, right? 1045 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:11,440 Take care, buddy. 1046 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,480 So what do you think 1047 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,480 of your new assistant? 1048 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,880 I want to punch you in 1049 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,880 the face so bad right now. 1050 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:20,150 What? Okay. 1051 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,150 Message received. 1052 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,150 I'll keep looking. 1053 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,620 Thank you. Bring me 1054 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,620 the opposite of him. 1055 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:29,960 Tell me 1056 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:29,960 what Ann did wrong. 1057 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:29,960 Please. I need to know. 1058 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,560 Nothing, it's 1059 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,560 none of my business. 1060 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:34,060 What kind of music is this? 1061 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,130 It's rock and roll, 1062 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,130 my friend. 1063 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,640 The kind that sticks 1064 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,640 in your brain. 1065 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,640 Loud, fast, smooth, 1066 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,640 handsome rock. 1067 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:45,150 That band is really blowing up 1068 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:45,150 right now. They're number one 1069 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:45,150 on iTunes. 1070 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,140 Okay. I'll take one. 1071 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:56,390 You are amazing! 1072 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:56,390 I like when you 1073 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:56,390 hang out here. 1074 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:01,460 I want to be 1075 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:01,460 your assistant. 1076 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,720 Really? You hate it here. 1077 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:08,000 So do you. I'll make sure 1078 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:08,000 you don't have to go to 1079 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:08,000 any meetings. 1080 00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:11,200 If anyone 1081 00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:11,200 comes to see you, 1082 00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:11,200 I'll scare them away. 1083 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:14,970 Wait, April, 1084 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:14,970 if you had to choose 1085 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:14,970 between these two ties... 1086 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,710 You're hired. 1087 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,400 I just figured 1088 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,400 I might as well get 1089 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,400 paid for being here. 1090 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,490 Hi. 1091 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,490 Hey! I was just calling you. 1092 00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:27,980 Here. 1093 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,690 This is 1094 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,690 a prescription 1095 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,690 for Denise Dogan. 1096 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,320 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 1097 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,320 I'm so out of sorts. 1098 00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:37,420 Here. 1099 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,390 Porter's Grill at 7:00. 1100 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:41,440 Justin's gonna 1101 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:41,440 meet you there. 1102 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,160 I'm sorry Chris 1103 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,160 was such a jerk. 1104 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,870 You deserve 1105 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,870 way better than that. 1106 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,910 If this situation is 1107 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,910 weird or if you feel weird... 1108 00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:48,340 It's not weird. 1109 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:50,400 You guys will really 1110 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:50,400 like each other. 1111 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:50,400 Thanks. 1112 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,970 I gotta run. 1113 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,970 I have another stop 1114 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,950 on the pride-swallowing 1115 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,950 tour of City Hall. 1116 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,110 Go get him. 1117 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,780 That's where 1118 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,780 I never find things. 1119 00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:57,840 Hey. 1120 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,010 Hi, Ann. 1121 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:02,550 So, I just set up 1122 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:02,550 Justin and Leslie. 1123 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,950 And I'm sorry. 1124 00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:07,290 I rented District 9, 1125 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:11,190 if you maybe wanted 1126 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:11,190 to spoil that for 1127 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:11,190 me tonight. 1128 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,670 Oh, my God! 1129 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,670 Dark ending, right? 1130 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:24,640 I'm back on the horse, 1131 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:24,640 and this horse is a lawyer, 1132 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:29,980 so I'm looking forward 1133 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:29,980 to riding him. No, wait. 1134 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,710 Ten months ago, 1135 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:37,550 she was an intern who could 1136 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:37,550 give a C-R-A-P about local 1137 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:37,550 government. 1138 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,960 Now, she's our newest 1139 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,960 employee. To April! 1140 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,350 Cheers! 1141 00:26:42,430 --> 00:26:43,450 Yay! 1142 00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:45,360 Jerry, come and celebrate! 1143 00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:46,490 No, thanks. 1144 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,470 Well, everybody, 1145 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,470 let's get back to work. 1146 00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:54,030 Where are you going? 1147 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:56,770 I want to talk to Ron 1148 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:56,770 about the size of my desk. 1149 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,810 Jerry, you have to 1150 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,810 schedule an appointment. 1151 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,950 Okay. How about now? 1152 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,950 Ron's not here. 1153 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,990 He's right there. 1154 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,990 I can see him. 1155 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,350 I'll let you know 1156 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,350 when he's available. 1157 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,420 Attagirl.